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Our #WomenInHorrorMonth celebration continues with an in-depth look at the 1987 vampire Western hybrid NEAR DARK directed and co-written by future Oscar-winner KATHERYN BIGELOW (The Hurt Locker, Zero Dark Thirty, Point Break, Blue Steel).

My very special guests are PAUL STEVENSON (Who Will Survive?) and KELLY HOGABOOM. (Beauty, the Beast and the B's)

You can expect:

-Neck chewin'

-Pelt trackin'

-Bar brawlin'

-Chest oilin'

-Trucker tweakin'

-Lassooin '

-Transfusin'

-Rootin'

-Tootin'

-and at least 3 missed opportunities for gay porn to break out.

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NEAR DARK was directed by KATHRYN BIGELOW and stars ADRIAN PASDAR, JENNY WRIGHT, LANCE HENRIKSON, BILL PAXTON, JENETTE GOLDSTEIN and JOSHUA JOHN MILLER.

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UPCOMING EVENTS:

Sunday, February 27, 8pm Eastern

"THE INHERITANCE" (2011) Watch Party Screening

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Saturday, March 5, 2pm Eastern

"DAMN YOU, UNCLE LEWIS!" Livestream

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Sunday, March 6, 8 pm Eastern

"LOOKER" - (1981) Watch Party Fundraiser Screening

In Memory of Johnny Krueg

Benefiting RedRover

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Meet the Hoffheinze family.

They're respectable...presentable....and dangerous as hell.

You are aboiut to watch a century's worth of their family history through the eyes of the one witness who has witnessed their crimes....who knows their secrets....and has never said a word.

The moosehead over their mantel.

Febraury is #WomenInHorrorMonth www.WomenInHorrorMonth.com, so I'm presenting you with an anthology film of sorts that boasts four female directors and a female screenwriter.

And to help track of this bloody, bloody family tree I've enlisted three of the sharpest female minds in horror podcasting: VANESSA MCENERY from THE VC CLINIC PODCAST, NICOLE DAVIS from MOVIE GO ROUND and TARA GARNER.

THE MOOSE HEAD OVER THE MANTEL from INAPPROPRIATE FILMS. Screenplay by JESSI GOTTA. Directed by JANE ROSE (1881), MATTHEW GREY (1904), SHANNON K. HALL (1922), JESSI GOTTA (1945), REBECCA COMTOIS (1966) and BRYAN ENK (1983)

JOIN US FOR A FREE WATCH PARTY SCREENING OF

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FEBRUARY 20TH at 8pm Eastern Standard Time

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Due to ongoing PC problems, I'm pushing the episode on STUART GORDON's Grimm little bedtime story, the 1987 film DOLLS...until next time.

Don't feel bad for my special guests for that episode, TYLER JENSEN & ROMAN CHIMIANTE from "Scream, Queen!: My Nightmare on Elm Street". They're going to use that extra time to lurk on dark street corners and practice being butch.

But the rest of us are going back in time to the year 1975 to revisit the glorious world of OLD TIME RADIO and the CBS MYSTERY THEATER.

In "Sagamore Cottage", a charming young heterosexual couple rent a house on Long Island only to find their lives plunged into danger and horror after they start hearing strange noises from inside the walls...noises that sound almost like voices.

Sagamore Cottage first aired on December 31, 1975. Written by BOB JUHREN and starring ROBERT KALIBAN, CARMEN MATTHEWS, JANET WALDO, BRYNA RAEBURN and ROBERT MAXWELL.

Listen to all 1, 399 episodes of the CBS MYSTERY THEATER for free and explore the vast archives of actors and writers at www.cbsrmt.com

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Get ready to blast off into a galaxy of gay camp and mortal terror as we go do the depths of space to battle the QUEEN OF BLOOD!

A group of astronauts on a rescue mission to Mars suddenly find themselves on the menu when the beautiful female alien they've rescued turns out to be a bloodsucking femme fatale.

A solo mission to space isn't any fun. That's why I've packed today's flight roster full of beefcake.

My special guests are the boys of MONSTER MAKEUP LLC, the crew that brought us DEATH DROP GORGEOUS....MICHAEL AHERN, CHRISTOPHER DALPE and BRANDON PERROS-SANCHEZ.

QUEEN OF BLOOD was directed by CURTIS HARRINGTON and stars JOHN SAXON, BASIL RATHBONE, DENNIS HOPPER, JUDI MERIDETH and FLORENCE MARLY.

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"For a short person, you have long sentences."

Start your holiday season with our MILDLY INAPPROPRIATE HOLIDAY SPECIAL where we discuss a film that is at best tangentially related to either the holiday season or the usual format for the show.

This year, we're diving into the 1980 murder mystery spoof THE PRIVATE EYES starring comedy legends TIM CONWAY ("The Carol Burnett Show". "Dorf on Golf" and DON KNOTTS ("The Andy Griffith Show", "Three's Company", "The Ghost & Mr. Chicken")

In THE PRIVATE EYES, two thoroughly inept detectives visit a creepy old British mansion in order to solve the murders of the Lord and Lady of the house only to find the killer isn't done yet. Can Winship and Tart find the killer before all the suspects end up dead too?

You can expect:

• Secret passages
• Shady staff members
• Corny jokes
• Humor that really didn't age well
• Squeaky mammary glands
• Dead pigeons
• Gay subtext I had to hammer in
• Wookalar attacks

Not only will I be donning my gay apparel, but I'm also reuniting my gayest guest hosts, DOUG SHAPIRO and TRAE DEAN!

THE PRIVATE EYES was directed by LANG ELLIOTT and stars DON KNOTTS, TIM CONWAY, GRACE ZABRISKIE, TRISHA NOBLE and BERNARD FOX.

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Before SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT, there was another Psycho Santa out to ruin your Christmas.

Directed by DAVID HESS, star of LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, TO ALL A GOODNIGHT (1980) is the cautionary tale of a group of finishing school girls who decide to drug their housemother so that they can throw the Christmas party to end all Christmas parties. But before you can say, "What could possibly go wrong?", a killer in a Santa Claus crashes the party and puts an end to their holly jolly hootenanny.

Oh, boy, is this one a stinker!

You can expect:

• Murdered mannequins
• Nonsensical dialogue
• Goblets of warm milk
• The Porno Police
• Awkward nudity
• Goat sex

When a movie is this bad, there are only two guests who can salvage it: Cindy and Stacy from CREEPY KITCH.

This episode was recorded last year and was released as a Patreon exclusive. This is an edited version of that session, believe it or not.

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With Thanksgiving almost upon us, it seems a good time to remind you that the old saying is true:

"There's no place like home for the holidays."

UNLESS perhaps your "home' has become somehow supernaturally sentient, fallen dangerously in love with you, and will kill anyone who tries to take you away from it.

Don't go there. It sounds dangerous.

Plus, I'm already taking you to a house JUST LIKE THAT right now!

By the way, don't you let me (or it) hear you calling it haunted.

This house ain't haunted, honey...this house POSSESSED!

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In THIS HOUSE POSSESSED, pop star singer Gary (PARKER STEVENSON, "The Hardy Boys", Baywatch") suffers a breakdown and must leave the high life behind until he recuperates. With a gorgeous secluded mansion to seclude himself away in, and a gorgeous young live-in nurse (LISA EILBACHER  "10 to Midnight", "Beverly Hills Cop") to seclude himself away with), Gary seems to be doing everything right

But Gary picked the wrong house. 

Because this house is alive.

This house is watching.

This house never forgets.

This House Possessed.

You may expect:

• Disturbingly deep V's
• Disturbingly tight jeans
• Terrible tunes
• Scandalous satin shorts
• The Horror Hose
• Wicker furniture INSIDE!!
• Blood showers.
• Relationship Red Flags Galore

As my special guest, I am delighted to be joined by a man who truly understands the magic of the vintage Movie of the Week: actor, singer, and legend DAN DOMINGUES. 

If you can't get enough of Dan, be sure to check out him and his cohost Vicki on the HOT DATE podcast. I recommend this episode where they talk about one of my favorite 70s stinkers, ROLLERCOASTER.

THIS HOUSE POSSESSED premiered on February 6, 1981, on ABC Television. It was directed by WILLIAM WIARD and stars PARKER STEPHENSON, LISA EILBACHER, SLIM PICKENS, JOAN BENNETT, SHELLEY SMITH and AMANDA WYSS. us, it seems a good time to remind you that the old saying is true:

"There's no place like home for the holidays."

UNLESS perhaps your "home' has become somehow supernaturally sentient, fallen dangerously in love with you, and will kill anyone who tries to take you away from it.

Don't go there. It sounds dangerous.

Plus, I'm already taking you to a house JUST LIKE THAT right now!

By the way, don't you let me (or it) hear you calling it haunted.

This house ain't haunted, honey...this house POSSESSED!

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In THIS HOUSE POSSESSED, pop star singer Gary (PARKER STEVENSON, "The Hardy Boys", Baywatch") suffers a breakdown and must leave the high life behind until he recuperates. With a gorgeous secluded mansion to seclude himself away in, and a gorgeous young live-in nurse (LISA EILBACHER "10 to Midnight", "Beverly Hills Cop") to seclude himself away with), Gary seems to be doing everything right

But Gary picked the wrong house.

Because this house is alive.

This house is watching.

This house never forgets.

This House Possessed.

You may expect:

-Disturbingly deep V's

-Disturbingly tight jeans

-Terrible...

While I'm in Palm Springs, please enjoy the full episode of our PATREON-exclusive podcast cast, "DAMN YOU, UNCLE LEWIS!" - A "Friday the 13th: The Series" Retrospective.

If you enjoyed what you heard, consider becoming a PATRON at www.patreon.com/screamqueenz.

First aired on Patreon in September 2020, we're discussing perhaps one of the most disturbing episodes of the show ever: "FAITH HEALER", Season 1, Episode 13.

Fortunately, "Fath Healer" was directed by Canadian Body Horror legend DAVID CRONENBERG, so what we're lacking in cheap laughs and campy fun, we more than make up for in heavy-duty moral dilemmas, grisly special effects, and a genuinely scary story!

But fear not, Screamerz! My shopkeeps/acolytes MAYA MURPHY and TRAE DEAN will be on hand to dispense spiritual counseling, snarky remarks and unwelcome fashion tips, because even made-for-tv horror needs to get gay,

"Faith Healer" is available to watch for free on Youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpArk-HGtS4&ab_channel=FloriduhMedia

In "Faith Healer", a scam preacher gets hold of a cursed glove that can cure any ailment, any sickness, any disease...in exchange for an innocent human life.  Jack enlists an old friend to help retrieve the glove and instead finds himself caught in a web of lies, betrayal, and spiritual doubt.

"Faith Healer" stars CHRIS WIGGINS, JOHN D. LEMAY, ROBEY, MIGUEL FERNANDEZ & ROBERT A. SILVERMAN.

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Step right up, step right up! Climb aboard for the ride of your life...or possibly the end of your life.

This Halloween, I'm inviting you to spend the night with me in TOBE HOOPER's 1981 creepy carnival monster mashup, THE FUNHOUSE.

When an evening at the carnival proves neither thrilling nor chilling enough, Amy and her friends get the bright idea to have an impromptu overnight smooch-n-grope party in the creepy funhouse. After accidentally witnessing a murder, the gang finds themselves being hunted by the ride's bloodthirsty barker and his not-quite-human son.

You can expect:

• Gratuitous boobs
• Persnickety palm readers
• Questionable parenting
• Animatronic insanity
• Split skulls
• Split spliffs
• Wiggling
• Dancing
• Murderous mutants

Joining us on this ill-advised gondola ride into hell is JOHN HERNANDEZ and his hairy horny humpy horror host alter ego, STAN THE MECHANIC! www.StanTheMechanic.com

THE FUNHOUSE was directed by TOBE HOOPER ("Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "Salem's Lot") and stars ELIZABETH BERRIDGE ("Amadeus"), COOPER HUCKABEE ("True Blood", "Gettysburg"), LARGO WOODRUFF ("Bill: On His Own"), MILES CHAPIN ("Pandemonium", "Howard the Duck", KEVIN CONWAY ("Oz", "Slaughterhouse Five") and SYLVIA MILES ("The Sentinel", "Evil Under the Sun").

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10/24 TRICK R TREAT (2007)

10/31 TBA

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Beyond the door of THE NIGHTMARE CLOSET waiting to make me confront my childhood terrors lies... BEYOND THE DOOR from 1974 (aka CHI SEI?)

In this utterly shameless ripoff of both THE EXORCIST and ROSEMARY'S BABY, Jessica's expectancy isn't going as expected, because her future bundle of joy has already been earmarked by Satan to be his emissary of evil on Earth.

Prepare yourself for:

• projectile vomiting
• spinning heads
• highball eyeballs
• Pottymouth Patty
• flying flan
• depraved dolls
• nasal fluting
• an incomprehensible plot.

As if the movie wasn't bonkers enough, I've invited CINDY KINNARD-DIAMOND and STACY PARKER from CREEPY KITCH to guest host.

BEYOND THE DOOR was directed by OVIDIO G. ASSONITIS ("The Visitor", "Tentacles") and stars JULIET MILLS ("Nanny and the Professor", "Passions") and RICHARD JOHNSON ("The Haunting", "Zombie").

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**DATE CORRECTION**

I misspoke on the show. These are the correct dates.

• 10/10 HALLOWEEN PARTY
• 10/17 BOYS IN THE TREES
• 10/24 TRICK R TREAT
• 10/31 TBA

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• 10/10 BOYS IN THE TREES
• 10/17 HALLOWEEN PARTY
• 10/24

Season Twelve kicks off with some holy terror as we discuss the last temptation of SAINT MAUD (2019).

Here to help me dodge the fire and brimstone and possibly provoke the wrath of God are my very special guests KASEY LOMAN, the creative mind behind EVILGOODS DESIGN and the FEMMES OF FRIGHT collection, and NICOLE DAVIS, co-host of MOVIE GO ROUND.

In SAINT MAUD, a rather unstable nurse who has had a recent religious conversion is assigned a new patient and will go to dangerous lengths to save the woman's soul before she dies. Is Maud mad? Or is she truly touched by the Lord?

Expect omens in the sky, portents in your beer, nails through your feet, and an occasional soul-shattering Godgasm.

SAINT MAUD was written & directed by ROSE GLASS and stars MORFFYD CLARK and JENNIFER EHLE.

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"I Do Not Care For Hunky Boys...Or do I???"

July 26th marks eleven years since ScreamQueenz first hit the airwaves.

Celebrate this dubious milestone and the end of this season with a sci-fi horror comedy love letter to the '80s & '90s that's like MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS had a baby with MY GIRL.

And that baby smoked a lot of crack.

Like, a LOT of crack!

That movie is PG: PSYCHO GOREMAN.

After unearthing a gem that controls an evil monster looking to destroy the Universe, Mimi, a young girl, and her brother Luke use it to make him do their bidding.

But it turns out, the only thing scarier than that evil monster from space is Mimi!

My very special guests for this very special episode are the inimitable ALLISON NOWACKI and BRYAN POLK.

PG: PSYCHO GOREMAN was directed by STEVEN KOTANSKI and stars NITA-JOSEE HANNA, OWEN MYRE, MATTHEW NINABAR, STEVEN VLAHOS, and ADAM BROOKS.

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