A Vampire Lost in Minnesota 💀 scary.co

Join an ancient British vampire just trying to get by and overcome life's obstacles in Minnesota. His one year mission is to gain reconnaissance to assist in the total and complete domination of the New World, but what exactly is the best way to go about achieving said domination?Minnesota is a mysterious land—proving it could always be worse since 1858. A land so cold locals fart snowflakes and Accordion Hero is the bestselling video game. Minnesotan’s certainly see him struggling to overcome the mundane, such as driving, ordering food, overcoming the problems of cat ownership, hot dish, and the impossibly long-drawn-out goodbyes. All he has to do now is avoid crucifixes, silver, garlic, and fair food.Adrian Lee is an award nominated comedian, radio host, and film director. He has written many books on Minnesotan history and culture, with an expertise in the paranormal, intriguing, bizarre, and weird.“I love how they make the Mall of America food court floor sticky so blind people know where to eat!”

Release Date 05/11/2021
Author Adrian Lee
Language English
Companies Independently published
Format Paperback

Vampire Thrillers , Occult Fiction , occult

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