Zombie Apocalypse - A COVID-19 Lockdown Diary 💀 scary.co

A humorous look through the eyes of a man desperately trying to entertain his friends and family during the COVID 19 Pandemic in a pathetic attempt to stop himself going insane … It didn’t work.Over 100 Colour Photos of Daily Events. All profits from the sale of this will go to the NHS. The real heroes during this crisis. https://nhscharitiestogether.justgiving.com/ Day 3033 Zombie Apocalypse,•Isolation is now the norm and everyone is used to staying in their own homes to safeguard against an invisible killer. The only ones that break the curfew are the young who are feral and who think they’re immortal and the old who don’t care since Loose Women went off the air. The police take away anyone they catch who breaks the curfew, never to be seen again. •Every day we walk round the block for our daily exercise in this dystopian reality. Social distancing is built into us; we greet each other with a wave but never a hug or shake hands. No one knows what a kiss is. The human race is slowly dying out due to a lack of new born babies. •Food is bought using a barter system or the new currency which is toilet paper. •And every Thursday we all go outside to the front of our house and clap to the mystical NHS and Keyworkers. No one remembers how this ritual started as its origin has been lost in the midst of time. • Mother Nature is slowly reclaiming what is rightfully hers. •The only good news is that Mr Wibbles has declared himself Lord Ruler of the Earth and as his best friend I get all the toilet paper I need! • Stay safe everyone. All hail Mr Wibbles, keeper of the Loo Roll •P.S. My beard is down to my knees and a Robin has moved in and set up a nest. I call him Fred.

Release Date 11/25/2020
Author Matt Cass
Language English
Companies Independently published
Format Kindle

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