Natural Causes: Objective Narratives from a Trailer Park 💀 scary.co

In these ten heartbreaking masterpieces of Dirty South fiction, held together by a series of themes the author made up for the collection to make sense, expect to be really entertained or severely disappointed. Inside this delightful tomb, you will find the following nuggets (whether gold or sh1t remains to be seen): The Cunning Linguist P. Whisperer Dale Franks reveals his secrets to apprentice Clive in a McDonald’s Parking Lot. A Face of Love A carnival freak falls in love with a beautiful contortionist and is determined to win her love at all costs. What My Friends and Me Was up to on a Friday Night Pretty damn self-explanatory. The Man in the Leather Suit A Renaissance Fair fan encounters a mysterious passenger on a train ride that will forever change his life. The Chicken Pot Pie Mystery Sheriff Willy Ball really want to win this year’s Chicken Pot Pie Contest, but he must investigate the Chicken Pot Pie Queen’s claims of seeing a dead body before he can win it all. Dirty Sangria Two psychopaths play pranks on each other after a wild session of love making. A Dumpster in the Alley Behind the Dollar Store Two badly decomposed zombies discuss the meaning of life in a dumpster as they await the garbage truck. Feet for the Gods Local homeless people begin to whisper that there is a ghost who has returned to the mean streets, and he is slowly seeking revenge by stealing their shoes. Unbeknownst to them, a mild-mannered soul that volunteers at the soup kitchen has a dangerous fetish, and he is about to take it to the next level. A Work of Art A nude art model gets an erection as he poses for a class of artists. His life flashes before his eyes as he tries to get it to go down, and he wonders what his purpose in this world is. Bit** Gone Crazy in the Attic When Janine spies her man with another woman from a hole in the attic floor, she decides she's had enough of these tramps he's bringing home. She's tired of being placed in the attic and wants to come down! Praise for Jimmy Pudge from a beta reader who did not want his name mentioned: “No one writes like Jimmy Pudge. Why would anybody want to?” —anonymous by choice, sexy by nature.

Release Date TBD
Author Jimmy Pudge
Language English

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