We Got Zombies Stealing Your Car, Ma: Ax Handel's Special Zombie Notebooks 💀 scary.co

WE GOT ZOMBIES STEALING YOUR CAR, MAYou might say Ax Handel is gifted. You’d be wrong. He’s chafed, and a little gifted.A hilarious pizza guy, Ax isn’t too complicated. Mostly he’s like you and me: he doesn’t take crap from customers, he puts ketchup on his steak, and he sneaks out the bathroom window to avoid doing the dishes. The only difference is his girlfriend hates him and his yard is full of wandering dead people.Totally uninhibited, Ax Handel doesn’t see the world as anyone else does as he goes about his business in wildly unpredictable ways. The ravenous zombies coming out of the nearby cemetery want nothing more than to get their hands on him, but they better hope they don't because Ax has a bad temper. His anger is a different kind of insane, and when he gets his hands on them, they’ll wish they’d stayed in the ground.Quirky Ax Handel is not afraid of zombies, no matter what hell they escaped from. In fact, he’s not afraid of anything. Except maybe his vivacious and murderous girlfriend. And his heavy-metal mother. But that’s all. And also whatever that weird stuff is they put on that one sandwich.

Release Date 08/15/2022
Author Donnie Smith
Language English
Companies Independently published
Format Paperback

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