You Better Watch Out: A Christmas Horror Comedy 💀 scary.co

SOMEONE EVIL IS DREAMING OF A RED CHRISTMASWhat would happen if the world of Hallmark Christmas movies collided with slasher movies like Black Christmas, Friday the 13th, Halloween,and Scream?Mary Classen is the successful CEO of a booming tinsel company in the quiet town of Tinselvania, Maine. Perpetually single and surrounded by quirky friends and townspeople, her world is flipped upside down when Bright Harmon, a rising star in the competitive world of tinsel-selling, arrives from a New York City Christmas conglomerate to discuss a potential partnership.Meanwhile, the town of Tinselvania is under attack by a bloodthirsty, maniacal serial killer dressed as a reindeer. Why are they here? What do they want? Can Mary and Bright balance a blossoming romance and stop a deranged murderer before it’s too late?SEE WHAT READERS ARE SAYING ABOUT MATT FORGIT'S YOU BETTER WATCH OUT:"This is the single greatest thing ever written in the history of language." -- Matt's imaginary friend Darrell Q. Pumpkinshorts III"Why can't you write about nice things?" -- Matt's grandma"I like Elmo books much better." -- Matt's niece Sofia, age 5"What is wrong with you?" -- Matt's dad"You should have gone to law school like we wanted." -- Matt's mom"Is this where the flash mob is meeting?" -- some random guy who just wants to dance"We have a lot of things we need to talk about this week." -- Matt's therapist"And people call me weird." -- Teri Spelling, professional Tori Spelling impersonator"I laughed, I cried, I peed myself a little. Now can I have the $20 you promised me for giving your book a review?" -- the guy who plays Santa at the mall

Release Date 12/06/2021
Author Matt Forgit
Language English
Companies Morgan Meadows Hall
Format Kindle

Fiction Satire , Horror Literature & Fiction

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