The Big Book of Zombie Parodies 💀 scary.co

Oh, no, PJ Jones! What has she done this time? Combined every zombie parody she’s ever written into one collection, that’s what! Yes, for less than the price of an over-priced coffee (the snot-nosed barista who poured your triple mocha latte probably blew his boogies into your cinnamon crème topping, anyway) you get six rip-snortin’ parodies for the price of one. Included in this collection are Attack of the Fairytale Zombies (LOTR fans be warned, no hobbit or wizard is safe from brain-thirsty dwarves and dragons), Zombie Santa VS Hannibal Lecter, Melvin the Dry Cleaning Zombie, The Zombie Handbook, The Immortals’ Guide to Feasting on Halloween Night, and Melvin the Vacuum Salesman Zombie. So what are you waiting for? Engage your BRAINS and click that download button, but fair warning, if your laugh-o-meter is set to prude, not crude, you may burn your eye sockets after reading. * * * Praise for PJ Jones' books * * * "...filthy, trashy, and downright fun writing style that makes the stories in this book a true delight to read." Here Be Zombies on Melvin the Dry Cleaning Zombie"I’ve read this book and loved it. Jones isn’t afraid to be a little naughty and adult with her writing." Here Be Zombies on Attack of the Fairytale Zombies"PJ Jones's sharp and witty sense of humor had me laughing out loud several times." Were Vamps Romance on The Vampire Handbook and The Zombie Handbook"...guaranteed to brighten your otherwise gloomy, suck-filled life." Favorite Thing Ever on The Vampire Handbook and The Zombie Handbook"The story may be short, but it will grab you and keep you in stitches. The characters are memorable, and will have you asking for more." Book Wenches on Melvin the Dry Cleaning Zombie

Release Date 05/13/2013
Author PJ Jones
Language English

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