The Tome of Bill - Books 1-4: a Vampire Horror Comedy collection 💀 scary.co

IT’S HARD TO LIVE FOREVER WHEN EVERYONE WANTS YOU DEAD.Get ready to die laughing with the first FOUR novels of the hilarious Tome of Bill series – over 1000 pages of epic horror comedy that will leave you gasping for more.Gamer, geek, and vampire – Bill Ryder was a normal guy who's now trying to survive in a world of abnormal horrors. Despite awesome powers, surprising friends, and a Brooklyn-sized attitude; the odds are stacked heavily against him. Bill must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors threatening it – all while trying to build some semblance of a social life.This collection includes:BILL THE VAMPIRE (Book 1)Dateless dork Bill Ryder thought fate had finally smiled on him when he met Sally, a woman to die for. So he did. Now he’s a vampire, surrounded by monsters that are stronger, deadlier, and a hell of a lot cooler than he is. This game isn't over yet, though. Turns out a vamp like Bill hasn’t been seen in centuries. He’s got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that's too obnoxious to quit. Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty beasts and the unlikely hero who's still at the bottom of the food chainSCARY DEAD THINGS (Book 2)One of the most powerful vampires in the world wants Bill Ryder’s head while a pint-sized princess wants the rest of him. It's not clear which fate is worse. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing Bill’s luck, do you even have to ask?THE MOURNING WOODS (Book 3)A war is brewing between the vampire nation and Sasquatch, ancient enemies since the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed. Bill Ryder has been dispatched to broker peace, but it's not going to be easy. His enemies all want him dead. Too bad some of his allies do too.HOLIER THAN THOU (Book 4)On the eve of war, The Icon - prophesized destroyer of the vampire race - has arisen. There's just one small catch, Bill Ryder is in love with her. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it. Now he finds himself in a race to save the woman fated to destroy him. Talk about being damned if you do.----------Join Bill in these laugh-out-loud tales of terrifying monsters and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple series, or The Preternatural Chronicles, then you’ll want to sink your teeth into The Tome of Bill series!And when you’re finished, be sure to check out Books 5 - 8 for the rest of Bill’s adventures.Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

Release Date 01/10/2014
Author Rick Gualtieri
Language English
Companies Freewill Press
Format Audiobook

dark humor , Satire Fiction

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