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Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the ‘tingler’; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. SLAMMED BY THE SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF PRESS GENERATED BY MY BOOK “POUNDED BY THE POUND: TURNED GAY BY THE SOCIOECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS OF BRITAIN LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNION”Buck Trungle is in serious trouble. Struggling to find the inspiration for a follow up to his critically acclaimed short “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union", the erotica author finds himself desperate to stay relevant in the ever quickening press cycle.But when Buck receives a love letter from the physical manifestation of his own book’s press coverage, he jumps at the chance to turn their short fling into something even more thrilling… something real. Soon enough, Buck and his sentient press are on a rooftop high above Billings, unraveling the secrets of The Tingleverse as they learn each other’s bodies.Will Buck and his own living press find a way to prove their worth to the masses in the greatest meta spin-off of all time? Will a video of their hedonistic encounter be uploaded to the highest layer of The Tingleverse and that prove love is real? There’s only one way to find out.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY DOMALD TROMP’S ATTEMPT TO AVOID ACCUSATIONS OF PLAGIARISM BY REMOVING ALL FACTS OR CONCRETE PLANS FROM HIS REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SPEECHThe Republican National Convention is off to a rocky start after Morlinda Tromp’s speech is found to be plagiarized word-for-word from the hit film, Jurassic Mark. Now it’s up to hotshot speechwriter Perper Tunk to craft a perfect speech for Domald Tromp… with a slight catch. In order to avoid any accusations of plagiarism, Domald has requested that all facts, concrete plans or rational logic be removed from the statement, leaving only a haze of vaguely patriotic fluff. The speech is a success, but when a physically manifested version of the political rhetoric ends up at Perper’s hotel room, he’s faced with the consequences of what it means to create something that looks beautiful on the outside but is completely vacant within. All of this culminates in a hardcore gay encounter between a man and his intentionally vague, fear mongering speech. FIRST BUCKAROO BILL POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME LIVING WHITE HOUSEFormer President Bill is finally back in the White House, only this time his wife is the one in charge, while party boy Bill has been given the title of First Buckaroo. Unfortunately, Bill finds himself with no examples to follow regarding his new political position, and soon falls back into his hard partying ways. After getting busted for a raucous saxophone concert on the White House lawn, complete with handsome shirtless men on the slip and slide, Bill is placed under a tight watch, but when the former President and the living White House itself start talking about the good old days, past frames rekindle. Soon enough, First Buckaroo Bill is taking on this sentient historically significant structure in a hardcore gay pounding that could change the face of American politics forever.

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