Proverbs of the Mountain Monk: A Square's Guide to Enlightenment 💀 scary.co

Do you find Gnosticism too time-consuming? Is self-actualization too frustrating for you? Are you envious of your friends that keep talking about crystals and energies and stuff? If so, then "Proverbs of the Mountain Monk: A Square's Guide to Enlightenment" is the book for you. It cut pasts the vague riddles that plague ancient texts of wisdom, presenting you a clean, concise outline of the writhing semi-conscious plant monster that is enlightenment. With page after page of fictional biographical anecdotes, it will coddle you to your higher self. Who needs to learn Biblical Hebrew when you have mountain-monastery-based metaphors written in words you probably already know?

Release Date 11/02/2018
Author Micah Hirsch
Language English
Companies Independently published
Format Paperback

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