Hello, My Name is Heinz 💀 scary.co

MURDER. ROMANCE. ABSOLUTION... Hello, My Name Is Heinz tells the story of properly dressed, soft spoken, Dean Martin fan Heinz Weller. See, Heinz's life has a series of unfortunate events in a melancholy plagued soap opera that he is forced to call his existence... He toils away the miserable days of caring for his falling apart old mother by partaking in horrific acts of manslaughter; which he absolutely enjoys with an upmost glee. However, things start to change when Heinz crosses paths with a trio of trespassing poach men, a group of crime syndicate goons called ""The Shady Boys"", a homosexual whose pregnant wife is murdered and to top it off, the one true love of his entire depressing life - Christy. And let me tell you, she is beauty incarnate... An angel worth living for... Worth giving up this horrendous serial killing hobby... Worth everything he has to offer. If his imaginary friend will allow it, that is.

Release Date 02/24/2015
Author James David Keith LeBleu
Language English
Companies Tate Publishing
Format Paperback

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