Overview
Cast

John Kassir
Crypt Keeper (voice)

Michelle Johnson
Liz Kelly-Dixon

Billy Wirth
Ted

Tony Goldwyn
Dr. Carl Fairbanks

Ke Huy Quan
Josh

Rutanya Alda
Mildred

Kimmy Robertson
Lisa

Tim Roth
Jack Craig

Vanity
Katherine

Vincent Schiavelli
Robert

Eric Douglas
Lt. Martin Kalthrob

Paul Gleason
Det. Robinson

Annabelle Gurwitch
Louise

Lance Henriksen
Sgt. Ripper

Brion James
Steve Dixon

Richard Jordan
Charles McKenzie

James Remar
Red Buckley

Anita Morris
Fuchsia Monroe

Rita Wilson
Jess Gilchrist

Sandra Dickinson
Sally

William Atherton
Malcolm Mayflower

Graham Jarvis
Grundy

Kirk Douglas
Gen. Kalthrob

Aron Eisenberg
Aaron

Louise Fletcher
Agent

Debra Mooney
Ellen

Faye Grant
Janet

Steven Weber
Dale Sweeney

Richard Herd
Phil Stone

John Rhys-Davies
Duval

George Wendt
Mr. Crosswhite

Tony Pierce
Banjo

Beau Bridges
Dr. Martin Fairbanks

Whoopi Goldberg
Peligre

Ally Walker
Elaine Tillman

Tristan Rogers
Evian Monroe

Dan Aykroyd
Captain Milligan

John Capodice
Mike

John Astin
Nelson Halliwell

Malcolm McDowell
Donald Longtooth

Jason Marsden
Jess

John Glover
Undertaker

Anthony LaPaglia
Abel, the Cable Guy

Dan Martin
Snaz

Sandra Bernhard
Sheila Winters

Hugh Holub
Al

Marg Helgenberger
Vicki

Jon Polito
Nikos Stano

Peter Schuck
Bernie

Alan Rachins
Leon

Bruce Boxleitner
Winton Robbins

Kyle MacLachlan
Earl Raymond Digs

George DelHoyo
Policeman

Bruce McGill
Luigi "Lou" Paloma

Teri Garr
Irene Paloma

Mariel Hemingway
Miranda Singer

Andrew McCarthy
Edward Foster

Bruno Kirby
Billy Paloma

James Tolkan
Sgt. McClaine

Michael J. Fox
Prosecutor

Jon Lovitz
Barry Blye

Mary McKuen
Group Leader

David Hemmings
Mr. Stronham

Kathleen Freeman
Mrs. Parker

Carroll Baker
Mother Paloma

Carlos Lacámara
Paolo

Yvette Freeman
Jury Forewoman

Ben Hartigan
Chaplain

Paul Benedict
Beaks

Gregory Cooke
Hamlet Actor

Bob Larkin
Gravedigger

Joseph Cardinale
Mr. Kroger

Jason Kelly
Officer

Orlando Bonner
Bartender

Henry Brown
Phillipe

Paul Anthony Weber
Charlie

Michael Berryman
Rupert Van Helsing

Gloria Dawson
Old Lady

Rick Avery
Mugger (uncredited)

Roya Megnot
Sharon

Nancy Fish
Landlady

Stuart Mabray
Doctor Mowbray

Rod Britt
Man

Kevin Brief
Detective

Arabella Holzbog
Dead Corpse (uncredited)

Scott Fults
Norm

Nick Angotti
Copard

Frank Kopyc
Climsky

Stack Pierce
Dancer

Gary Pagett
Minister

Jacqylyn Moet
Woman

Alan Palo
Artie

Joel Silver
Crypt Keeper's Chainsaw Victim

Judy Jean Berns
Globe Secretary

Parker Kane
Quebec

Dominick Morra
Priest

Steve Boyum
King

Chuck Picerni Jr.
Jones

Anthony Gallo
Corporal

R. David Smith
Soldier

Steven A. Hite
Soldier (uncredited)

Tina Bockrath
Paula / Cadaver

Lucinda Weist
Kelly
Episodes

Loved to Death
Aired on Jun 15, 1991In Los Angeles, the aspirant screenwriter Edward Foster from Indiana has a crush on his neighbor Miranda Singer. However, the bimbo Miranda is an aspirant actress and gold digger and does not give attention to Edward. His unrequited love calls the attention of his creepy landlord Mr. Stronham that offers Edward a love potion to seduce Miranda. Will the potion work?

Carrion Death
Aired on Jun 15, 1991A sadistic serial killer has unforeseen complications when pursued by a determined motorcycle cop in a barren desert.

The Trap
Aired on Jun 15, 1991Indebted unhappy married couple, Lou and Irene, commit a life insurance fraud. Lou's brother Billy helps him fake his death and leave for Mexico. But Irene and Billy fall in love and when Lou returns, they claim they don't know him.

Abra Cadaver
Aired on Jun 19, 1991Carl and Marty are siblings who work at a hospital. Carl shows Marty his new way of proving that the brain lives after the body dies. The whole thing turns out to be a prank but the shock of the joke gives Marty a heart attack. Years later Marty hasn't forgiven Carl and plans a deadly revenge. Marty then reveals that it was an act of revenge on Carl and the whole thing was a joke ... or was it?

Top Billing
Aired on Jun 26, 1991Barry Blye is a frustrated actor who will do anything to get a part. He's been rejected by every acting company because he doesn't have the right look. Bad luck follows him all over. First his girlfriend breaks up with him. Then he's kicked out of his apartment. Then his old rival Winton Robins, who has ""the look"", gets a part in a weird theater's production of Hamlet. Barry goes into a frustrated rage and strangles him to death to take the part. He is shocked when he learns that the theater is really a mental hospital.

Dead Wait
Aired on Jul 03, 1991Red is a low life crook who is looking for a black pearl. He finds that it's on a island belonging to an ailing millionaire. He plans with the millionaire's mistress to steal the pearl but she turns on him. Fortunately a voodoo priestess comes to the rescue but she has something special for him that he'll never forget.

The Reluctant Vampire
Aired on Jul 10, 1991A vampire is working at a blood bank as a night watchman. However, when the blood seems to be running low the vampire returns to getting blood the old fashion way. When the owner arrives at the vampire's lair he tries to black mail him, but as fate as would have it, the vampire's sexy secretary shows up and knocks him into the vampire's coffin. Some vampire hunters mistake him for the vampire and he gets a wonderful juicy stake.

Easel Kill Ya
Aired on Jul 17, 1991Jack is an artist who has a strange talent for painting pictures of corpses. One day he falls for a beautiful girl who tempts him into painting more. Jack turns over a new leaf for his love. One day she is the victim of a hit and run. Jack kills a man outside the hospital to pay for her operation but she dies because the man he killed was the man who was going to perform her operation.

Undertaking Palor
Aired on Jul 24, 1991Four boys who have a talent for video taping uncover some weird things at the undertaker's. Soon revenge comes when one the boy's father becomes a victim. They begin video taping the undertaker's evil deeds which he soon discovers in horror.

Mournin' Mess
Aired on Jul 31, 1991A regretful reporter is investigating some murders of homeless people. He meets up with a man who is the prime suspect in the murders but when he fails to deliver a story his boss fires him. He then discovers that the new cemetery by a group called Ghouls is the cause for all the deaths in the neighborhood and guess who's the next victim.

Split Second
Aired on Aug 07, 1991Dixon is a lumberjack who marries a sexy barmaid named Liz Kelly. Soon after, he turns from sweet Dr. Jekyll into cruel Mr. Hyde. He is jealous of her when the boys find her attractive. One day a new lumberjack comes to town and Liz finds Ted attractive. When he catches them in the bed together, Dixon goes in a jealous rage and whacks him blinding him. The boys help him seek revenge on Dixon and Liz.

Deadline
Aired on Aug 14, 1991Charlie Mackenzie is an out of work reporter who wants his life back. One night while at his favorite bar hang out, Charlie meets a beautiful women who seems to turn his life around. He gets his job back, but his boss agrees to rehire him only if Charlie can bring in a murder story soon. One night while at Greek diner he overhears the owner strangle his girlfriend. Charlie interviews him and goes to where the body is, but she is not dead. Charlie discovers that it's his girlfriend Vicky. To make sure the paper's got enough evidence, he strangles her to death but the shock of the murder lands him in a mental hospital inside a padded cell.

Spoiled
Aired on Aug 21, 1991Janet is a soap opera loving woman. She likes to watch soaps everyday. She even imitates them. One day she misses the end of her favorite soap opera when the TV goes on the fritz. She decides to get cable soon. Janet finds her self falling for the attractive cable installer. When her Surgeon husband discovers what's going on, he decides to make them part of his experiment.

Yellow
Aired on Aug 28, 1991The general is ashamed when he learns that the rumors of the Lt. (who is also his son) being a coward are true. He offers his son a way out of the army if he can take part in one last mission. The Lt. panics and leaves while his comrades are killed by the enemy. His father sentences him to die by firing squad. Fortunately the guns are loaded with blanks, or so he says.


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